All Videos
That Time I Got Arrested | Story Time
Matt Haslem | September 1st 2016 | Story Time
I talk about the night my broke ass drank too much Burnett's and got arrested.
That Time I Tried Dabs | Story Time
Matt Haslem | July 21st 2016 | Story Time
I talk about the first time I tried dabs.
Lick a White Girl's Toes | Story Time
Matt Haslem | May 18th 2016 | Story Time
I talk about the time my drunk neighbor paid us a visit.
I Think Somebody Tried to Jump Me | Story Time
Matt Haslem | May 2nd 2016 | Story Time
A true story about how being a good samaritan almost led to me getting jumped... I think
Matt's Madcap Minute | ODU TV News | Ep. 3 | $15 Minimu...
Matt Haslem | April 7th 2016 | Madcap Minute
I asked ODU students what they think about minimum wage workers demanding $15 an hour.
Matt's Madcap Minute | ODU TV News | Ep. 2 | Relationsh...
Matt Haslem | March 31st 2016 | Madcap Minute
I interview ODU students to compare guys and girls different perspectives on relationship questions.
Matt's Madcap Minute | ODU TV News | Ep. 1
Matt Haslem | March 2nd 2016 | Madcap Minute
I was asked to create a student-interview based segment for my school's news channel, ODU TV News. For the first episode, I challenged student's knowl... More >
Quitting Cigarettes / Vaping
Matt Haslem | February 22nd 2016 | Rants
I talk about how I quit smoking cigarettes and started vaping.
Self-Confidence
Matt Haslem | December 21st 2015 | Rants
I talk about dickbags that have too much confidence and how I have none.
STOKED - Ep. 1 - The Breakup (Part 1)
Matt Haslem | December 3rd 2015 | Stoked
My girlfriend, Sarah, leaves me heartbroken, leading me down a depressing path of bath tubs and alcoholism. But alcohol always leads to apathy and apa... More >
A.D.D. Thoughts: In the Shower
Matt Haslem | October 21st 2015 | Skits
Reenactment of what I was thinking about in the shower.
Fiber is Overrated // Ska Song
Matt Haslem | October 16th 2015 | Songs
Somebody called me mature the other day. I set out to prove them wrong the best way I know how. I wrote a ska song
Story Time: Little Timmy
Matt Haslem | October 12th 2015 | Stories
I talk about the time I met a young fan of mine.
Matt Haslem's Date Me Video Part 2: About Me
I'm still looking for love! In my last video, I described what I was looking for in a girl. This video, I tell you a little about myself.
Matt Haslem's Date Me Video: My Perfect Girl
Matt Haslem | July 19th 2015 | Songs
I'm looking for love! So I wrote a song describing my ideal girl hoping she will find me.
I'm Actually a Grouchy Person
Matt Haslem | June 24th 2015 | Rants
I'm a happy person only because I make myself happy. If I don't do that, then I'm just a pissed off person.
Poetry Circle - Fuck You Microwave
Matt Haslem | May 14th 2015 | Skits
My microwave sucks. It always leaves the inside of the corndog frozen and the outside hot as shit. So I wrote a poem about it.
My coming out story...
Matt Haslem | January 26th 2015 | Skits
Me officially coming out publicly for the first time. Please watch the whole thing.
How to Handle a Breakup in 20 Steps
Matt Haslem | December 22nd 2014 | Skits
I tell you how to effectively get handle yourself after you've been dumped. 12 beers were harmed in the making of this video.
Problems With Society: Happiness
Matt Haslem | December 14th 2014 | Rants
I talk about a problem I have with the general people in society.
What I'm Thankful For (Thanksgiving Video)
I list of all the things that I am thankful for.
Ode to the Beefy Five Layer
Matt Haslem | October 13th 2014 | Songs
I wrote a song about one of my favorite foods. Taco Bell's beefy five layer burrito.
Let's Play With Toys: Chanel West Coast
Matt Haslem | September 14th 2014 | Skits
George the monkey meets a dragon
You don't have any SWAG
Matt Haslem | August 26th 2014 | Stories
I tell a story about my encounter with chubs
Why is this door here?
Matt Haslem | July 29th 2014 | Stories
So, this one night I was masturbating...
Laughing About Your Ex Dating a "Downgrade" Makes You L...
Matt Haslem | October 26th 2013 | Rants
I saw some chick on Twitter recently saying shit like "HAHAHA my ex is dating some troll. He'll never find a girl as good as me hurr durr durr". I unf... More >
I Was On The News!
I lied and told the interviewers that I saw some shooting so I could get on the news.
I got interviewed by the guy for 15 minutes and they only used ... More >
Yo, There's No Chicks at this Party!
Matt Haslem | June 2nd 2013 | Rants
I say the word 'chicks' like 20 times.
Remember Making out in the Middle School Hallways?
Just telling a story.
So I Pulled an All Nighter The Other Night...
Matt Haslem | March 29th 2013 | Stories
I felt like talking while playing Halo 4.
Me and My Wife Are Going To Have Seperate Rooms
Matt Haslem | March 26th 2013 | Rants
I explain what I wrote in the title
Society or Something.. I'm too Tired to Rant.
Matt Haslem | December 13th 2012 | Rants
I bitch about people bitching about society. I'm really tired. So I'm not making too much sense.
I Watch Porn to Grow a Beard
Matt Haslem | November 9th 2012 | Skits
Watching porn makes your hair grow. So I watch a bunch of porn in hopes of growing a full beard.
Jail has the Best Bologna Sandwhiches
Matt Haslem | September 29th 2012 | Stories
I talk about the night I spent in jail and all the colorful people I met there.
Reaction Videos (2 girls 1 cup, 1 man 1 jar, Cake Farts...
Matt Haslem | September 22nd 2012 | Skits
I show my reaction to the worst videos on the internet.
Rocky the Pug song.
Matt Haslem | September 5th 2012 | Songs
I made a song about my wonderful pug, Rocky.
My Story.... It gets better people.
Matt Haslem | August 29th 2012 | Skits
I tell the hardships of my life.. If anybody is going through the same thing... trust me... it gets better!
Twitter Fights
Matt Haslem | July 24th 2012 | Rants
I talk about those wonderful people that start fights over twitter. I'm in the bath. Might need to turn up your speakers.