Poetry Circle - Fuck You Microwave
Matt Haslem | May 14th 2015
I am the creator of all this. Check out my
to find out why my parents are disappointed.
My microwave sucks. It always leaves the inside of the corndog frozen and the outside hot as shit. So I wrote a poem about it.
My Story.... It gets better people.
Matt Haslem | August 29th 2012 |
I tell the hardships of my life.. If anybody is going through the same thing... trust me... it gets better!
Reaction Videos (2 girls 1 cup, 1 man 1 jar, Cake Farts.. etc.)
Matt Haslem | September 22nd 2012 |
I show my reaction to the worst videos on the internet.
I Watch Porn to Grow a Beard
Matt Haslem | November 9th 2012 |
Watching porn makes your hair grow. So I watch a bunch of porn in hopes of growing a full beard.